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{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jumping translocation breakpoint","displaytitle":"Jumping translocation breakpoint","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18035930","titles":{"canonical":"Jumping_translocation_breakpoint","normalized":"Jumping translocation breakpoint","display":"Jumping translocation breakpoint"},"pageid":16835513,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Ideogram_human_chromosome_1.svg/330px-Ideogram_human_chromosome_1.svg.png","width":320,"height":128},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Ideogram_human_chromosome_1.svg/474px-Ideogram_human_chromosome_1.svg.png","width":474,"height":189},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1142681814","tid":"a4725209-ba02-11ed-9325-13c7f5510201","timestamp":"2023-03-03T20:33:23Z","description":"Protein-coding gene in the species Homo sapiens","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_translocation_breakpoint","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_translocation_breakpoint?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_translocation_breakpoint?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jumping_translocation_breakpoint"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_translocation_breakpoint","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jumping_translocation_breakpoint","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_translocation_breakpoint?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jumping_translocation_breakpoint"}},"extract":"The jumping translocation breakpoint protein (JTB), also known as prostate androgen-regulated protein (PAR), is a protein that in humans is encoded by the JTB gene. It is an orphan receptor with unknown function.","extract_html":"
The jumping translocation breakpoint protein (JTB), also known as prostate androgen-regulated protein (PAR), is a protein that in humans is encoded by the JTB gene.