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\"Pangur Bán\" is an Old Irish poem written in about the 9th century at or near Reichenau Abbey, in what is now Germany, by an Irish monk about his cat. Pangur Bán, 'White Pangur', is the cat's name, Pangur possibly meaning 'a fuller'. Although the poem is anonymous, it bears similarities to the poetry of Sedulius Scottus, prompting speculation that he is the author. In eight verses of four lines each, the author compares the cat's happy hunting with his own scholarly pursuits.
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Lõunaküla is a village in Viimsi Parish, Harju County in Estonia. It is one of the three villages located on the island of Naissaar, the others being Tagaküla and Väikeheinamaa.
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